Stars, I Don't Understand You.

I've recently rediscovered my love of Free Will Astrology by Rob Brezny. He's a frous-frous hippy artfart, and I love him. Whether you quite believe in astrology or not, his horoscopes and writings always make me happy and make me feel nicer and more peaceful.

This week's horoscope is a little confusing to me, though, so I'm turning to you guys for help. Please put your interpretation in my comments. I will then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you all suggest, as you're a bunch of assholes. My heart is so full of love for you guys! I'm open to you, and to the universe.

I won't protest if you resort to some outrageous showmanship to boost your cause, Cancerian. I won't judge you too harshly if you try to walk the fine line between creative storytelling and over-the-top BS. Just make sure that you're always motivated more by fun and idealism than by self-aggrandizedment. It's time to use all your tricks and call on all the favors you're owed as you sell your self without selling your soul.

Any thoughts? I'm thinking this is good advice to apply to my job hunt.