Safeway Guy, You Don't Know Me!
I just ran up to the grocery store to grab a couple things (blank videotape, thank you card, and some soda). The 2 liters were on sale 4 for $5.00, so I grabbed 4. At the checkout stand, the 20somethingish cashier (who knows me, I've been shopping there for almost 4 years) says, "movie night?".
It seemed easier to say "yeah", than to say "No, not exactly. See, my friend is in town, so we're going to go have dinner with another friend, then we're going to come home and have a HOT! GAY! SEX! marathon with Queer as Folk. Only thing is, we're finally going to be caught up to the episodes Showtime is running tonight, so I'm going to tape those episodes for my viewing pleasure tomorrow. And tomorrow night, if you know what I mean" *wink*
Anyway, since he now thinks I'll be sitting home alone tonight drowning my sorrows in 8 liters of Coke, he says, "Oh no, you can't do that, it's Saturday, it's drinking night!"
At this point, I'm totally in a lie, and rather than just say "I know", I said, "well I was out last night". This is true. My boss invited me to join him, a client, and two other employees for dinner. I had two vodka and sodas, and was up til almost 11pm, if you can believe it.
Then the Safeway guy told me, "Yeah, I go out everynight, but I suppose someday I'll have to stop, too".
Safeway guy thinks I'm old.
To cheer me up, here's Gale Harold:
To cheer me up even more, here's Gale Harold making out with another guy:
It seemed easier to say "yeah", than to say "No, not exactly. See, my friend is in town, so we're going to go have dinner with another friend, then we're going to come home and have a HOT! GAY! SEX! marathon with Queer as Folk. Only thing is, we're finally going to be caught up to the episodes Showtime is running tonight, so I'm going to tape those episodes for my viewing pleasure tomorrow. And tomorrow night, if you know what I mean" *wink*
Anyway, since he now thinks I'll be sitting home alone tonight drowning my sorrows in 8 liters of Coke, he says, "Oh no, you can't do that, it's Saturday, it's drinking night!"
At this point, I'm totally in a lie, and rather than just say "I know", I said, "well I was out last night". This is true. My boss invited me to join him, a client, and two other employees for dinner. I had two vodka and sodas, and was up til almost 11pm, if you can believe it.
Then the Safeway guy told me, "Yeah, I go out everynight, but I suppose someday I'll have to stop, too".
Safeway guy thinks I'm old.
To cheer me up, here's Gale Harold:
To cheer me up even more, here's Gale Harold making out with another guy:
posted by The Noillyprat Cat @ 6:24 PM
4 Comments:
11 pm is pure craziness...I have no idea how you do it. My ass usually stumbles into the house in the early morning...but late night?! No way.
Oh yeah...Safeway guy probably wants to do you and you didn't get his invitation to fuck.
And if he doesn't want to bone you...look on the brightside. You don't work at Safeway.
i don't understand this female obsession with gay men. enlighten me.
I'm not obsessed with gay men, per se. But:
A) Gale Harold is so sexy it pains me. B) He's straight.
C) The show's just a good show, gay or not.
D) Straight porn does nothing for me whatsoever. Neither does lesbian porn. 2 guys doing it though? So hot.
of course Gale Harold is straight. we straight dudes love to make out with other dudes...all the time. plus he's got an uber butch name like Gale.
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