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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Seriously?

Anyone heard of The Heart Attack Grill?

Today I drove by this place. I guess it's not new, but I hadn't heard of it before today. It's got a sign up, "NOW HIRING HOT NURSES", and sure enough, through the window I saw a bunch of hot nurses serving burgers! The place was filled to the brim with what seemed to be only men. I tried to take a picture, but traffic was moving again and I wasn't able too.

I came straight back here to look it up. The owner walks around in a doctor coat and stethascope, and the only things the serve are burgers (single all the way up through quadruple bypass), french fries fried in lard, soda (but no diet), beer, and cigarettes. There's tons of youtube clibs on their site of various news programs they've been featured on. The funniest one is 20/20, down at the bottom of the page. It has a real nurse complaining that the "sexy nurse" stereotype is contributing directly to people dying, as there is a shortage of nurses due in part to women who would otherwise want to be a nurse deciding not to do so because of this stereotype. That's a head scratcher.

I guess it's no worse than Hooters or Tilted Kilt, but then I can't say I'm a huge fan of those places either.

I understand that boobies are nice for you, but besides the novelty, does it really make lunch better when it's served by a half-naked woman who probably hates you and is milking you (ha!) for a fat tip?

1 Comments:

At 12:33 PM, Blogger Chimpotle said...

Hooters has some awesome wings, which Jen will even agree with. But when it comes down to it, I think the best part about these places, aside from half-naked trim, is that it's a place to go out and eat and not be surrounded by annoying little kids or a bunch of chicks wanting to talk to you.

 

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