Phrightfully Phragrant Pheremones

I really can't get over how good I smell in Lolita Lempicka perfume. I've had it for a while, but only now am wearing it on a regular basis, and all I want to do is sniff me.

However, I just ran across this, and now I'm scared of perfume. Oh well, one more thing that's bad for you. It gets to the point where you're just numb to it, and I have to say, I give up. I'm not going to live forever, no matter what I do, and if smelling pretty shaves a day or two off my life, so be it.