Tonight's Math Problem
Me, home alone
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Me, watching an episode of Six Feet Under in which David is taken around and assaulted by a crazy person for no apparrent reason.
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My front door open (albeit with the security door locked)
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My back door open (with only the flimsy screen that doesn't even lock)
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Some guy running across my front lawn all the sudden
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Me freaked right the fuck out and not gonna sleep tonight.
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Me, watching an episode of Six Feet Under in which David is taken around and assaulted by a crazy person for no apparrent reason.
+
My front door open (albeit with the security door locked)
+
My back door open (with only the flimsy screen that doesn't even lock)
+
Some guy running across my front lawn all the sudden
=
Me freaked right the fuck out and not gonna sleep tonight.
posted by The Noillyprat Cat @ 8:11 PM
4 Comments:
me sitting at work
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me reading this blog
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me determining you had even less to post about than i do but you still tried
Dude, I was really freaked out! As my BFF, you really should be living in my nearby vicinity so that I could have called you and made you come over and stay with me.
me coming over
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ben & jerry's
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BFF comfort session
Sounds like a lot of spoons would be involved.
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