The Shoe Theory
Because this has never been published before, and Michelle and I always meant to. Finally, at long last, we bring you the Shoe Theory:
Like shoes, you will have several men in your life. It's important to put some thought into their selection, as other people will notice them! Following are just a few of the styles you may find.
The Slippers: That wonderfully comfy pair that you can't bring yourself to get rid of, although you'd die if anyone else saw them!
The Super Hot Strappy Sandals: Can you even believe how beautiful? Christ, they hurt though. So regretfully, you put them away, knowing that even as goodlooking as they are, you just can't continue to subject yourself to them. Unfortunately, chances are good you'll come across them in the back of your closet one night when you're desperate, try them again and then remember why you got rid of them the first time.
The Cowboy Boots: Oh come on, every girl needs to pony up at least once in her life with a good old pair of shitkickers!
The Flipflops: Sometimes you just need to slip into something easy.
Jellies: Oh my God, can you believe you ever wore those??
The What's the Problems?: They look good. They're pretty comfortable. You always get compliments on them. But somehow, no matter how hard you try, they just don't go with anything you have.
Payless Shoes: For those occassions when you know you'll just need them the one time.
Designer Shoes: They cost you a lot. They're hip and trendy. They make you look great. But they take forever to break in, and by the time you do, they're so last fall.
The Classic: They're also expensive, and take a while to break in, but you're willing to invest the time and money because you know that once you do you'll have them for life. Only problem is, they're impossible to come by.
The Green Shoes: Where did you get those amazing shoes?? I am so jealous!!
The Perfect Pair of Black Shoes that Look Great, Go with Everything AND Feel Good: All you can do is hope you don't wear them out too fast.
Like shoes, you will have several men in your life. It's important to put some thought into their selection, as other people will notice them! Following are just a few of the styles you may find.
The Slippers: That wonderfully comfy pair that you can't bring yourself to get rid of, although you'd die if anyone else saw them!
The Super Hot Strappy Sandals: Can you even believe how beautiful? Christ, they hurt though. So regretfully, you put them away, knowing that even as goodlooking as they are, you just can't continue to subject yourself to them. Unfortunately, chances are good you'll come across them in the back of your closet one night when you're desperate, try them again and then remember why you got rid of them the first time.
The Cowboy Boots: Oh come on, every girl needs to pony up at least once in her life with a good old pair of shitkickers!
The Flipflops: Sometimes you just need to slip into something easy.
Jellies: Oh my God, can you believe you ever wore those??
The What's the Problems?: They look good. They're pretty comfortable. You always get compliments on them. But somehow, no matter how hard you try, they just don't go with anything you have.
Payless Shoes: For those occassions when you know you'll just need them the one time.
Designer Shoes: They cost you a lot. They're hip and trendy. They make you look great. But they take forever to break in, and by the time you do, they're so last fall.
The Classic: They're also expensive, and take a while to break in, but you're willing to invest the time and money because you know that once you do you'll have them for life. Only problem is, they're impossible to come by.
The Green Shoes: Where did you get those amazing shoes?? I am so jealous!!
The Perfect Pair of Black Shoes that Look Great, Go with Everything AND Feel Good: All you can do is hope you don't wear them out too fast.
posted by The Noillyprat Cat @ 11:43 AM
3 Comments:
bravo
but if that is all the shoes you can talk about, I wouldn't consider you and Michelle experts.
I never meant to imply that we were experts, only that we love shoes.
*dreamy*
*blushing* I was only *blushing* kidding *blushing*.
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