You Know What I Hate?

Catching Freebird on the radio, but only catching the end of it.

You know what I like?

Freebird.

Also, I like thunderstorms, but I don't like getting caught in one with no umbrella after I have just taken the time to get all pretty.

PS, whoever "borrowed" my mascara, please return it posthaste, as my lashes are now neither luxuriously thick nor dramatically long. Thanks in advance.